Thursday, January 7, 2010

0, 1, 2, smile ...

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: Only ONE, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

Q: How many Malaysians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: TWO. One to dismantle it, put it on the forklift, move it to the truck, evade all security personnel, drive the truck all the way to the port, move it into the container, lie to the customs officers, and get the engines offshore. The other just sells them.

Oh wait, I was describing jet engines, not light bulbs...

1 comment:

Michael said...

haha.. this is funny man..